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Barry Louis Polisar lyrics
Genre: Children's
Stanley Stole My Shoelace & Rubbed It in His Armpit (0000) 01. I Lost My Pants [add]
02. Mom Said, No, I Said, Why? [add]
03. The Dinosaur Song [add]
04. Reptile World [add]
05. Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe [add]
06. Inequality Makes the World Go Round [add]
07. Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby [add]
08. Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String [add]
09. Nothing [add]
10. I'm Late [add]
11. I Don't Think My Teacher Likes Me [add]
12. I Love My Daddy [add]
13. Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed It in His Armpit [add]
14. Go and Hush the Baby [add]
15. Don't Eat the Food That Is Sitting in Your Plate [add]
16. I'm Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Atte [add]
17. Wet Again [add]
18. But I Still Don't Like Asparagus [add]

Captured "live" & in the Act (0000) 01. Early Sunday Morning [add]
02. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? [add]
03. I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur [add]
04. My Friend Jake [add]
05. Thump Thump Thump [add]
06. Tomorrow [add]
07. Fred [add]
08. When the House Is Dark and Quiet [add]
09. One Day My Brest Friend Barbara Turned into a Frog [add]
10. The Apple of My Eye [add]
11. I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean [add]
12. Shut Up in the Library [add]
13. Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose [add]
14. Louder [add]

Songs for Well Behaved Children (0000) 01. It's My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog [add]
02. I Am Very Sad to Say That Cindy Won't Be Out to Play [add]
03. I Wanna Be a Dog [add]
04. The Craster [add]
05. The Bumblebee Song [add]
06. The Warning [add]
07. Don't Leave Me in the House Alone [add]
08. A Clock Without a "C" [add]
09. Ellen Grew a Beard [add]
10. Mommy, Mommy, I Gotta Get a Record [add]
11. We Don't Have to Share [add]
12. I'm Bored [add]
13. I Didn't Mean To [add]
14. The Accident [add]
15. I Don't Wanna Go to School [add]
16. Aunt Anna Came to Our House [add]
17. The Alfabet Song [add]
18. Siamese Twins [add]
19. I Can't Tie My Shoe [add]
20. Poor Orville Thlapp [add]
21. If You've Got a Kid Who Complains All the Time [add]
22. I Miss Grandma [add]
23. First It Bit My Behind [add]
24. I Love Your Eyes [add]
25. There's No Subsitute for a Cat [add]

I Eat Kids (& Other Songs for Rebellious ... (1975) 01. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? [add]
02. I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur [add]
03. I Don't Brush My Teeth [add]
04. My Dentist Is an Awfully Nice Man [add]
05. I Eat Kids [add]
06. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole [add]
07. I Never Did Like You Anyhow [add]
08. To Mommy [add]
09. Shut Up in the Library [add]
10. I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom [add]
11. I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night [add]
12. Fred [add]
13. I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean [add]
14. Me and You [add]
15. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around [add]
16. When Suzie Sneezed [add]
17. My Friend Jake [add]
18. Early Sunday Morning [add]
19. Louder [add]

My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs (1977) 01. When the House Is Dark and Quiet [add]
02. The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath [add]
03. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned into a Frog [add]
04. My Brother Thinks He's a Banana [add]
05. Barnyard Stomp [add]
06. Our Dog Bernard [add]
07. My Name Is Hiram Lipshlitz [add]
08. Tomorrow [add]
09. All I Want Is You [add]
10. My Brother Threw Up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny [add]
11. For My Sister, Wherever I May Find Her [add]
12. My Mommy Drives a Dump Truck [add]
13. Talking I've Got a Teacher and He's So Boring (Or I Shall Be Fre [add]
14. I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat [add]
15. But I'm Just Thirteen [add]
16. I've Got a Little Sister [add]
17. The Apple of My Eye [add]

Off-Color Songs for Kids (1983) 01. Underwear [add]
02. The Town of Round [add]
03. The Chameleon [add]
04. I'd Be Me [add]
05. I Forgot [add]
06. I Looked into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say? [add]
07. The Caterpillar [add]
08. The Crab [add]
09. Oh No, I Like My Sister [add]
10. You Better Not Giggle, Now Don't You Laugh, But I'm in Love With [add]
11. Water [add]
12. Hands and Kilometers [add]
13. Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare [add]
14. A Bee Will Sting You [add]
15. Elvin and the Witch [add]
16. What If a Zebra Had Spots? [add]
17. Five More Minutes [add]
18. Later [add]

Family Trip (1993) 01. It's My Mother and My Father and My Sister and the Dog [add]
02. We Don't Have to Share [add]
03. My Brother Threw Up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny [add]
04. He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? [add]
05. But I'm Just Thirteen [add]
06. Go and Hush the Baby [add]
07. Oh No, I Like My Sister [add]
08. I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night [add]
09. Mom Said, "No, " So I Said, "Why?" [add]
10. When the House Is Dark and Quiet [add]
11. Aunt Anna Came to Our House [add]
12. I Miss Grandma [add]
13. Early Sunday Morning [add]

Juggling Babies (1993) 01. Trouble...What Trouble? [add]
02. Don't Wake up the Baby (Or the Baby Will Get You) [add]
03. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song) [add]
04. Why Do I Love You? [add]
05. Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parent's Lament) [add]
06. Symphony in Why # Major [add]
07. But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me [add]
08. What Do We Do With a Crying Baby? [add]
09. A Sick Song [add]
10. What Are Gonna Do About the Baby? [add]
11. As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Father's Day Nightmare) [add]
12. I Can Do Anything [add]
13. "Doo-Doo" Is a Bad Word [add]
14. Have a Little Smoke? [add]
15. I Wanna Be Your Baby [add]
16. Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss [add]
17. Turkeys in the Straw [add]

Naughty Songs for Boys & Girls (1993) 01. Thump Thump Thump [add]
02. Hey Jack, What's in the Sack? [add]
03. You Can't Say "PSBPSBPSB" on the Radio [add]
04. My Name Is Hiram Lipshlitz [add]
05. With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss [add]
06. The Man and the Chicken [add]
07. Don't Put Your Finger up Your Nose [add]
08. I Can't, I Can't [add]
09. Mom and Dad Are Always Right [add]
10. They Said, "Eat the Broccoli" [add]
11. Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan [add]
12. A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis [add]
13. Tyranosaurus Nix [add]
14. My Mother Ran Away Today [add]
15. The Poetry Lesson [add]
16. Do This, Do That [add]
17. Dad Says That I Look Like Him [add]
18. Leroy Is a Late Bloomer [add]
19. You're as Sweet as Sugar on a Stick [add]
20. Marching Shoulder to Shoulder [add]

Teacher's Favorites (1993) 01. Nothing [add]
02. My Friend Jake [add]
03. I Didn't Mean To [add]
04. Tomorrow [add]
05. I Lost My Pants [add]
06. The Alfabet Song [add]
07. I Don't Wanna Go to School [add]
08. I Love You Eyes [add]
09. Cindy's Absent (I Am Very Sad to Say That Cindy Won't Be Out to Play) [add]
10. Water [add]
11. Don't Eat the Food That Is Sitting on Your Plate [add]
12. Underwear [add]
13. I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean [add]

Family Concert [live] (1993) 01. I Can Do Anything [add]
02. My Brother Thinks He's a Banana [add]
03. I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur [add]
04. I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat [add]
05. Our Dog Bernard [add]
06. Tomorrow [add]
07. Diaper Rash (A Monster Song) [add]
08. I Don't Wanna Gotto School [add]
09. My Brother Threw Up on My Stuffed Toy Bunny [add]
10. Underwear [add]
11. I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean [add]
12. I Wanna Be a Dog [add]
13. I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night [add]
14. My Mother Ran Away Today [add]
15. Mom Said, "No, " So I Said, "Why?" [add]
16. When the House Is Dark and Quiet [add]
17. Don't Put Your Finger up Your Nose [add]

A Little Different (2000) 01. I'm a Slug [add]
02. Homemade Band [add]
03. These Are Not My Children [add]
04. I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair [add]
05. It All Comes Back to Me [add]
06. Who Got a Boo Boo? [add]
07. Callie Wallie Doodle All the Day [add]
08. Potty Training [add]
09. I Still Don't Like Asparagus [add]
10. I'd Be Me [add]
11. Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby [add]
12. Wet Again [add]
13. Donuts [add]
14. A Clock Without a "C" [add]
15. The Dog Barked [add]
16. Bad Guys Broke into Our Car [add]
17. Lucky to Be Alive [add]

Old Dogs, New Tricks (2000) 01. Our Dog Bernard [add]
02. One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned into a Frog [add]
03. I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole [add]
04. I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur [add]
05. The Bumble Bee Song [add]
06. What If a Zebra Had Spots? [add]
07. I Wanna Be a Dog [add]
08. The Apple of My Eye [add]
09. My Brother Thinks He's a Banana [add]
10. All I Want Is You [add]
11. The Skatter Brak Flath Who Lives in My Bath [add]
12. Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around [add]
13. I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat [add]


See also: Stanley Stole My Shoelace & Rubbed It in His Armpit lyrics, Captured "live" & in the Act lyrics, Songs for Well Behaved Children lyrics, I Eat Kids (& Other Songs for Rebellious ... lyrics, My Brother Thinks He's a Banana and Other Provocative Songs lyrics, Off-Color Songs for Kids lyrics, Family Trip lyrics, Juggling Babies lyrics, Naughty Songs for Boys & Girls lyrics, Teacher's Favorites lyrics, Family Concert [live] lyrics, A Little Different lyrics, Old Dogs, New Tricks lyrics,